miss me?

1. yes, i am alive (read: barely alive)
2. i'll write something compelling and rich at some point this weekend since all of my plans for another invigorating weekend of physical activity outdoors has been waylayed by rain. it will be entertaining and will give you a renewed faith in me as a person on the planet (or something like that)

please standby. thank you in retrospect for your patience.

in the meantime, there are rumors that Joaquin Pheonix will be rapping at a bar nearby. if you're not busy doing anything else right now, pray that it's true. otherwise, get enough PBR tallboys in me and i'll be rapping.