molested

i meant to write a post before i left on this wild week-long business trip adventure, informing you that i will be fleeing the country for the week...

...but i didn't have time.

lame, i know.

so anyways, i dont have much time to write. but pretty much, i am miserable.

i am on a romantic business trip for two on an 'exotic' caribbean island. just me and my boss.

and since he doesn't have a whole agency to pick on throughout the day, he is picking on me, nonstop. lets just say all of the criticism is losing its constructiveness. even our driver for the week asked me 'hoppster, why does he molest you so much'

obviously he means 'harass', but seriously, i feel like i am being molested. and there is no way away from it, because its just he and i. twenty four hours a day.

i may lay myself off at the end of this.

or, i may have to move here for the next 3 months of my life.

i just needed to talk to someone other than my boss that doesn't cost $3/min, thanks blog, for having unlimited nights and weekends.