if your ego is not your amigo, you know it stinks

i want to post something, just because i have done such a good job posting more than never this week (up 300% from last week) and i love checking my google analytics to see that more than no one viewed my blog yesterday. but i just got done catching up on all the new posts from my favorite blogs that i usually read during business hours. i somehow turned into the most important person in my office today (by that i mean, minion) and was at my new 'extreme office makeover: hoppster edition' desk exactly never today. until 5:00 when i finally got to sit down and get the real work done (or, search online for non-engagement engagement rings for my sister's boyfriend to buy my sister and g-video-chat laura about trader joe joe's for 25 minutes). i was there until 7:36PM.


at least i can now pick out the face of the ipod headphone thief in a line up.

'yes officer, i am sure that's the one, that's the cleaning lady. just look at her, she doesn't look like the type that would replace the trashcan in its designated spot underneath my desk after she empties it, does she? nor does she look like the type to vacuum up the cheerio i dropped underneath my desk 26 weeks ago. yes, i am certain that is her, she's the one that purloined my ipod headphones'

in other news, please add 'thief' and 'purloined' to the words hoppster cannot spell without googling list. guess there is no mystery novel in my future.

sorry mom, i know that was your big dream for me.

anyways. i wanted to tell you some things. but now i am exhausted. it is tiring selflessly putting you guys first all the time first, even before my own blog (you=blogmates...sorta like cellmates, but people i chill with in the blogiverse*, and exatly like prison, i hang out with them, but they don't necessarily hang out with me back).

don't expect a lot out of me tomorrow, either. i expect a big promotion tomorrow (from minion to slave).

*yes, i am still doing that thing where i try to make new words that use 'blog' happen...i'll be writing a blogtionary soon