2. go to yoga. hence, no post on tuesday for my 'regular weekly post about yoga'. instead, i played the new bar game craze taking the nation by storm, Sorry!, with the boys from work. and then made a series of bad decisions and ended up with a hypothetically broken rib. since there is nothing interesting you can do for a broken rib i have not sought treatment to confirm my diagnosis. but since the broken rib was the result of a knee belonging to a 200lb person slamming into my clavacle area, i am using the hypothesis to my advantage in elicting sympathy from said person. that person, btw, is Muscle Man. lets not talk about it. bad decisions, remember.
3. spend more than 30 minutes at my apt between monday and today (time spent sleeping not included, didn't do enough of that either though)
4. show self restraint with alcohol.
5. plan a quiet weekend at home. but i did plan a surprise trip to nyc under the guise of a work meeting, that could've been conducted just as easily via telephone. so i'll be spending the weekend in the city with one of my besties (jk, we don't say things like that about each other, hehe, lol, rofl, ttyl, boyb, dot com)
6. get excited about halloween. underwhelmed about my costume, and the idea of wearing it. especially considering the rapid weight gain this week. cool.
7. call my grandmother. sorry g-ma.
pretty much the only things i did do were work, and get drunk. perfectly normal. perfectly healthy.
since i will be jetsetting to nyc, probably will have a few more days of dead air while i am collecting content for your future enjoyment. all in the name of research, right?
thank you in advance for your patience in my absence.
p.s. i made a kanye west pumkin today for our official first annual last second impromptu pumkin carving contest. no one gets it. you get it, right?
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Kanye West's pumpkin doesn't care about black people.
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